Tonight is made of fail
Dec. 11th, 2010 10:13 pmSeriously you guys ... just like, IDEK.
It should have been decent, I had the house to myself for 4 whole hours and it still somehow managed to be crap.
First there was the dogs who cannot shut the fuck up to save their lives, and the cat is right there with them these days. Tonight I would have happily bundled them all up in the car and dropped them off at the pound and I don't even care how terrible that makes me.
Next, I was being good and washing dishes - because apparently this is how I keep myself from writing fic these days - and was putting away something and then bam this box of cocoa falls out of the cabinet and explodes all over fucking everything. Seriously. And the more you try and clean that shit up the more it spreads. So there was vacuuming and swiffering and wet paper towels and basically I had to take apart the kitchen and then put the whole thing back together.
I just wanted to wash some dishes!
Then, idiot drivers.
Followed by, returning home to find, one of our two sweet little lighted reindeer we have in the front yard was pulled up out of the ground and then mounted upon the other reindeer in a compromising position by our idiot pothead neighbors. Yes THOSE idiot pothead neighbors.
Seriously ... I don't even know how this was my night. I'm going to stop helping around the house and just write fic now.
It should have been decent, I had the house to myself for 4 whole hours and it still somehow managed to be crap.
First there was the dogs who cannot shut the fuck up to save their lives, and the cat is right there with them these days. Tonight I would have happily bundled them all up in the car and dropped them off at the pound and I don't even care how terrible that makes me.
Next, I was being good and washing dishes - because apparently this is how I keep myself from writing fic these days - and was putting away something and then bam this box of cocoa falls out of the cabinet and explodes all over fucking everything. Seriously. And the more you try and clean that shit up the more it spreads. So there was vacuuming and swiffering and wet paper towels and basically I had to take apart the kitchen and then put the whole thing back together.
I just wanted to wash some dishes!
Then, idiot drivers.
Followed by, returning home to find, one of our two sweet little lighted reindeer we have in the front yard was pulled up out of the ground and then mounted upon the other reindeer in a compromising position by our idiot pothead neighbors. Yes THOSE idiot pothead neighbors.
Seriously ... I don't even know how this was my night. I'm going to stop helping around the house and just write fic now.
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