Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Apr. 23rd, 2007 11:29 pmsooo my roommate just discovered Chuck Norris Facts. We've been reading them to each other for a while now. Tis amusing.
Some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves
the grass is always greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there: in that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego
In other news:
Harry shagged Colin, Cormac was hurt/sad/angry, Colin apologized. And all was well with the world.
Some of my favorites:
In other news:
Harry shagged Colin, Cormac was hurt/sad/angry, Colin apologized. And all was well with the world.