acquiescence | Entries tagged with chuck norris

sooo my roommate just discovered Chuck Norris Facts. We've been reading them to each other for a while now. Tis amusing.

Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves

the grass is always greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there: in that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego

In other news:

Harry shagged Colin, Cormac was hurt/sad/angry, Colin apologized. And all was well with the world.

I don't know how many of you have been lucky enough to discover the brillance that is Chuck Norris Facts.com. But if you haven't yet you need to definitely stop what you're doing and go check that out. It's become a recently craze here among my friends so of course i had to make a few icons for it, to post with my new Harry Potter icons. You can check those out here if you're interested.

and a big hi to all my new shlushes friends :D

must restrain self from even considering the new