Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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sooo my roommate just discovered Chuck Norris Facts. We've been reading them to each other for a while now. Tis amusing.

Some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves

the grass is always greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there: in that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego

In other news:

Harry shagged Colin, Cormac was hurt/sad/angry, Colin apologized. And all was well with the world.