texts from mom

[acquiescence]

Mom: did you know Anderson Cooper is gay?
Me: um duh
Mom: what does that mean?
Me: it means everyone knows
Mom: well I didn't know
Me: it is sort of obvious
Mom: i don't see it
Me: it's okay
Mom: thanks

Oh mom. I don't think she's gonna want to watch Anderson Cooper with me anymore.

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I think to mom anyone she likes couldn't possibly be gay, because it's a character flaw and she doesn't want anything to be wrong with the people she likes.