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hailiebu for finding this, I needed a good laugh
Charlie paced up and down, jiggling his breast. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bed, had arranged to meet him here on the floor. "I have something pouty to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bed was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Charlie expected to see her bounce up, her sultry hair streaming behind her and her fitful eyes aglow.
Charlie heard footsteps, but they seemed rather full for a delicate and luscious girl like Mary Sue Bed, whose tread was different. He turned around and found Hermione staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Hermione said wantonly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Charlie had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so merrily. "Mary Sue Bed asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Hermione, his toe began to throb hungrily.
"Oh," Hermione said, good naturedly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Charlie said and caught Hermione by her forehead. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Hermione said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the sun on a cloudy who's sunlight cannot be seen.
From behind a smile, Mary Sue Bed watched with a gorgeous light in her magnificent eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Charlie/Hermione". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the dragon from extinction.
heh, go make your own at http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
hailiebu for finding this, I needed a good laughCharlie paced up and down, jiggling his breast. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bed, had arranged to meet him here on the floor. "I have something pouty to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bed was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Charlie expected to see her bounce up, her sultry hair streaming behind her and her fitful eyes aglow.
Charlie heard footsteps, but they seemed rather full for a delicate and luscious girl like Mary Sue Bed, whose tread was different. He turned around and found Hermione staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Hermione said wantonly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Charlie had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so merrily. "Mary Sue Bed asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Hermione, his toe began to throb hungrily.
"Oh," Hermione said, good naturedly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Charlie said and caught Hermione by her forehead. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Hermione said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the sun on a cloudy who's sunlight cannot be seen.
From behind a smile, Mary Sue Bed watched with a gorgeous light in her magnificent eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Charlie/Hermione". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the dragon from extinction.
heh, go make your own at http://prillalar.com/drabbles/